Tax Tips for Billionaires.

I love humor. At the end of a day spent reading cards for people trying to find solutions to all the difficulties and heartaches we go through, I really appreciate hearing a funny story and having something to laugh about -  so this week as the Sun goes into Cancer - the sign of lunacy! -  I figured now would be the perfect time to share with you some of my favorite sillies. I hope you'll want to share them with others. Sharing joy is the fasted route to establishing a psychic connection between folks!

Okay, here goes:

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx.

Love making between a man and a woman can be a beautiful thing -

Provided you get between the right man and woman.

- Woody Allen.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

- Marilyn Monroe.

My girlfriend says I never listen to her. 

At least, I think that's what she said.

- Rodney Dangerfield

"I thought I told you to wait in the car."

-Tallulah Bankhead on seeing a former lover for the first time in years.

David Lettermen shared his best pick up line:

Go to a bookstore and ask, "Do you have any books on tax tips for billionaires?"

Finally, I must tell you I'm sharing these lines with you because I'm hoping I'll get some fun stories back. In fact I've already gotten one from a fellow psychic. We were talking about some of the crazy experiences we've had following our stars and intuition - like the time I placed a huge bet based on a dream I had that predicted a winning horse - only to learn when the horse did come in first that he had been the favorite all along, that is, EVERYBODY must have had my same dream because so many people bet on that horse that the pay off ended up being way less than what the ticket had cost me!  Grrr..what good is being psychic when you pick winners that don't pay? My girlfriend reassured me there were many hidden benefits to being psychic and then she told me about the time when she had been summoned for jury duty. She really wanted to serve but when she told the judge in all innocence and honesty that she was married, had two kids and also that "I'm clairvoyant," the judge rolled his eyes and she was immediately dismissed...

Happy lunacy everyone.
 Pay special attention on June 19. Jupiter will be conjuncting the Sun that day making it the jolliest day of the year!

Rosada

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Rosada, EXT 2340
CertifiedPsychics.com

Venus Opposition Pluto

My  four year old grandson and I were sitting outside enjoying a beautiful California day. After a moment of staring up at the blue sky he asked his father, "Is the sky heaven?"

Father: Yes.

Grandson: Do you float up to heaven when you die?

Father: Some people think so.

Grandson: I think when people die they all become a part of me.

My son and I exchanged looks of amazement at this four year old expressing such an advanced spiritual insight. Then he continued with a sigh,

Grandson: I think I might explode.

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Okay, back to work. We've got some intense aspects coming up this week but if you know about them in advance you should be okay.

First off, Venus is moving into her annual opposition to Pluto now in Capricorn Tuesday afternoon June 11. Venus the love planet will be in emotional Cancer putting a particular emphasis on family and personal possessions while Pluto the planet of endings and transformation continues in Capricorn, the sign of rules and limitations. The combination foretells some harsh endings to relationships that have run their course. Be kind to pals who seem obsessed with getting the attention of ex-lovers, you aren't going to be able to talk them into seeing the light this week! Venus opposing the death planet is a good time however for releasing old possessions. It will never be so obvious as now how we no longer have room or time for these out worn items. Get rid of them or prepare to see your garage transformed into a rats nest! You have been warned!

On a brighter note, Saturn will be making a lovely trine to Neptune later on this same day (June 11). Saturn rules Reality while Neptune signifies vague formless things. Together we have the potential for successfully expressing our ideas and handling mental challenges with confidence. If there are legal chores you've been putting off - like making out a will - this would be the perfect time to tackle such a  task. On the other hand, if you are one of those suffering from Pluto's cruel endings to Venus fantasies mentioned above, don't let this seemingly positive aspect confuse you into believing the cold lover will change their mind. Pluto says purge, then Saturn trine Neptune can create something new.

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The last couple of weeks I have been writing out some of the ideas I've used in teaching psychic development classes.

Today I want to continue with some thoughts on using our intuitive abilities for improving relationships.

Lesson Three: Psychic Abilities and Love.

My mother could have been a professional match maker. She was a Virgo and totally content to be single herself but she loved to people watch and she could tell exactly what was going on from the get go. I think the secret to her successful insight was due to the fact that while detached from the game herself, she had a love of people and a desire for folks to be happy. Now today many of the calls I get will be from folks wanting to know if their current relationships will bear fruit or if there will be love in the future. I often pass on the wisdom my mother gave to me: 

First, you have got to be kind to yourself. You may find someone who values you more than you do, but what are the chances? Better to start by doing unto yourself what you wish others would do unto you.

Next surround yourself with beauty. If you are surrounded with beauty and things you love you will know what happiness feels like, you will then be less likely to invite in drama and more likely to recognize blessings. 

Finally, give love. Like attracts like and if you give love you will connect with people who give love and eventually what goes around comes around.

There are more love tips I have to share with you but I don't want your head to explode!

Until next week then,

Love!

Rosada

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Rosada, EXT 2340
CertifiedPsychics.com

Lesson Two: Becoming Clairvoyant

"Clairvoyance" is a term used to discribe information obtained by ways other than using the usual five sences. It comes from the French and means "clear-seeing." It involves seeing something in the mind's eye that is real - not a dream or something imagined. You are using your clairvoyant abilities when you consider a question but rather than trying to figure out the answer, you get a vision of the solution in your head. For example, if you had lost your bag you might ask yourself, "When did I have it last?" and have an image appear in your mind of the bag and where you left it. Even if you don't get a clear picture you may get a sence of where the bag is like, "It feels like I left it in the car," or "Something's telling me to look in the bedroom." The point is your attitude is not one of trying to remember, rather you are turning a problem over to your Higher Mind (Or The Elves in The Basement as I like to call them), and then putting yourself in a quiet state to receive. We actually all use this technique frequently throughout the day to gain insight into all sorts of questions - What do I feel like wearing? What do I want to eat? Do I feel like going shopping? - and it's not unusual to find our intuitive guidance often dovetails with a larger picture. For example, when we feel like it's a good day to wear blue we might notice all the folks at work choose to wear that color too. Another example would be it's suppertime but suddenly nothing in our refridgertor looks appealing. At that moment a friend calls suggesting going out to eat. Nothing looked good at home because your higher mind was alerting you to this invitation coming up. We could receive much more guidance for ourselves and for others too if we would just recognize that we all have this ability - and exercise it!

To help get you started I've put together a list of "tips" that I have found useful:

A. Join or create a Psychic Support Group.

Even just one friend who shares your interest will suffice as long as you talk to them fairly frequently. While many great seers came by their gifts alone and without support from others, if you are not so blessed I think you'll benefit from the group experience. If you go so far as to decide to take a class this can be very helpful - just know you should not be required to pay some absurd fee.

B.Things you can do for yourself physically that promote clairvoyant ability:

Take good care of your "instrument"  (your body).

I've known a few wildly gifted psychics who could eat what ever they wanted, drink as much as they liked, and live the undisciplined life of a street urchin - but they are the exception. Most of us who are interested in developing clear vision need to have a clear body. In fact most likely the messages you  receive at first will be along the lines of guidance for what your body needs. Be wary of messages saying "My body wants chocolate"! Actually, it's more likely when you begin to open your psychic receptors you'll realize your body wants pure wholesome fruits and veggies. In fact you may find you become incredibly aware of how depressed you feel after eating sugar, processed food and animal products. Eating a vegetarian diet of organically grown foods may appear to be expensive at first, but the pay off will come when you start hearing your body's intuitive guidance loud and clear. 
Yoga and stretching exercises help relax the body and open you up to intuitive impressions.

C. Read for people and issues you care about.

Again, some psychics can tune in on strangers and read them like they're brothers but experience shows clairvoyant abilities most often work best when there is an emotional link between the person doing the reading and the person they are reading for. It's not unusual to hear of someone "knowing" the precise moment when a relative dies though that relative may have been at a distance and as far as the reader knew, even been in good health. On the other hand, a neighbor might pass on and if you'd never met them you might not even be aware of it unless you saw them carrying out the body. So practice by considering your various close friends and relatives. Ask yourself how they are doing. Note how you then feel - happy, sad, energized, tired? Even if the impression you get isn't accurate it's significant you got any impression at all! You probably wont be able to read for more than one or two like this without getting "muddy" at first, but if you do this regularly you'll find that your inner knowingness is becoming stronger and more clear.

Once you've been doing this on a regular basis - once or twice a week for a month or so - you should be getting some really interesting results. Not only clearer intuitions about the questions you have intentionally asked but also dreams, flashes of insights, hunches, warnings, etc. start coming to you unbidden. It can be a problem for some to turn it off! If that's the case for you give me a call. That or just eat a hamburger and a big chunck of chocolate!

I'll be talking to you,

Rosada

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Rosada, EXT 2340
CertifiedPsychics.com